Beach season shouldn’t fill me with existential dread? Maybe it’s the Bikini by Sartre I just got. Or perhaps the Oracle is trying to tell me to stop eating Torico’s?
Beach season shouldn’t fill me with existential dread? Maybe it’s the Bikini by Sartre I just got. Or perhaps the Oracle is trying to tell me to stop eating Torico’s?
Could it be that Bloomberg has simply confused the Big Gulp with the nefarious Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
Your enemies won’t smite themselves. (by Offbeat Jersey)
A rare quote from the Book of Synergy 2:14.
You are what you eat, you horrible, horrible person. (by Offbeat Jersey)
Wait - what? How’d you know? Damn you Synergy!
Hey and Snooki has BOTH!
What? Green beer is not a vegetable?
That way you can also train for competitive power-tea-drinking.
I’ll be the judge of that.
Super Dooper Tuesday.
