Beach season shouldn’t fill me with existential dread? Maybe it’s the Bikini by Sartre I just got. Or perhaps the Oracle is trying to tell me to stop eating Torico’s?
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Could it be that Bloomberg has simply confused the Big Gulp with the nefarious Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
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Your enemies won’t smite themselves. (by Offbeat Jersey)
A rare quote from the Book of Synergy 2:14.
You are what you eat, you horrible, horrible person. (by Offbeat Jersey)
Wait - what? How’d you know? Damn you Synergy!
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Hey and Snooki has BOTH!
What? Green beer is not a vegetable?
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That way you can also train for competitive power-tea-drinking.
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I’ll be the judge of that.
Super Dooper Tuesday.
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Hey you! Yeah, you! Did you ever notice the sandwich board on Newark Ave in front of Synergy Fitness is like..PROPHETIC?